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THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.43/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.




REDEMPTION - No longer worst president of the Modern Age, having been displaced by "Hope and Change"




CAN'T SPELL LIBERALS - Without LIES.




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Why do you?




The Real Problem With Trump -


TAGS: donald trump rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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BlackLivesMatter - March 28, 2016, 11:13 am
/so, you're sayin, "because all candidates suck, "VOTE TRUMP!~if you are corrupt, go big or go home!" - world class brilliant logic you got there./
freasy - March 28, 2016, 10:23 am
And whats the difference between any other Candidate???


OBAMANOMICS - No matter how much they try to make it look and sound good- it still stinks.




THE CURE FOR OBAMARXISM - For sure!


TAGS: allen west for potus
Rating: 4.25/5

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JGalt - September 9, 2012, 4:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dXi4l4q6Aho


NEVER TRUMP!!! -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger coward rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - May 1, 2016, 1:29 am
got my political fix for the evening. Catch y'all on the flip.
truthteller - May 1, 2016, 12:52 am
I heard a funny joke when I went hiking with some Canadians buddies the other day.They said to me either you Americans will have the first woman president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian-born President, or your LAST President.
freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:39 am
There is no choice, Hilary and Trump, that is the best we can do???


Trump The Tyrant -


TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.


BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II - ANTI-FREEDOM & ANTICHRIST


TAGS: potics
Rating: 4/5

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jaxx - September 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
ROFLMAO! There are many Antichrists. Hitler was also Antichrist. Now let me enjoy my freaking beer in peace!!!
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 7:32 pm
the antichrist was supposed to have the entire world under his heel within 3 years. obama has had 4... do you even know your own godd*** scriptures? i mean seriously. compared to you, grouchomarxist is a genius.


HYPOCRISY -




PRIORITIES - Canada's are F***ed


TAGS: canada harper pot
Rating: 3.86/5

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Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
There about as phony as the American ones, always talking about conserving values of yesterday, but never considering the idea of conserving money
crankyhead - April 1, 2013, 4:13 pm
Some are even worse, Jrock.
Jrock - April 1, 2013, 5:14 am
Canadian Conservatives are as bad as ours.


Draft Dodger Trump -




RE-ELECTION - 99 Problems, but a MITT aint ONE!!




CHARACTER - That kid is a good JUDGE of it.




BURRITO AT CHIPOTLE? $5.00 - Romney making a fool of himself with the 47% of Americans he secretly hates? $$$$ PRICELESS $$$$


TAGS: romney chipotle darryl 47 funny
Rating: 2.43/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 9:14 pm
http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/mitt-romney-chipotle-ph**o-becomes-viral-smash-1.4069979


The U.S. Is No Longer A Constitutional Republic -




Thank You, Dear Leader -




Heil Hillary! -


TAGS: hillary clinton despot liberal democrat
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - November 22, 2015, 7:05 pm
yeah, there are three comics SHE wants the names and contact information for! Scary!


COUNTERFACTUALS -




COUNTERFACTUALS -




Wannabe Dictator Trump Goes Full-Blown Mussolini -




Obama: "I spend most of my time watching ESPN in the morning " -




Two-Party Tyranny -




BEGINNING JANUARY 1, 2013 - ObamaCare imposes a 3.8% Medicare tax on unearned income, including the sale of single family homes, townhouses, co-ops, condominiums, and even rental income




SONG ANALOGIES - Mr. POTUS. totally has that "Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing" going on for him. (My apologies to Joe Satriani)




HILARIOUS - He finally got around to reading the Obamacare plan.




CANADIAN ELECTIONS - Worth voting in.




We Must Ban -


TAGS: gun control assault crockpot ban
Rating: 4.56/5

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OTC - April 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
You could say I regurgitated your irrelevant nonsense.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:17 pm
I see you dodged the question (again) with irrelevant nonsense. That speaks volumes. :)
OTC - April 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
How many people have lost limbs from firearms in the last 10 years?
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
nobody should HAVE to justify why civilians should be allowed to own semi-auto replicas of select fire (assault) military rifles. thats what the second ammendment is for, so these weapons cannot be taken away for no reason other than "they dont need them"
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
just to clarify, a**ault weapons are designed soely to LOOK LIKE and HANDLE LIKE the rifles that are designed soely for killing people as quickly as possible. there is NO VALID REASON to ban them, unless you're also banning every other kind of gun.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:51 pm
because under US federal law, they CANNOT own the same weapons that they used when deployed, because when deployed, they use SHINY BLACK a**AULT RIFLES WHICH CAN GO FULL AUTO, which ARE MADE TO KILL EFFICIENTLY, unlike SHINY BLACK SEMI AUTOMATIC RIFLES.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:49 pm
assault RIFLES are made to kill people efficiently. a**ault WEAPONS are made to handle just like a**ault RIFLES so that MILITARY PERSONEL can own a gun that HANDLES AND LOOKS the same as the guns they TRAINED WITH.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
why should people be allowed to own crockpots and pressure cookers even though they can cook things on a grill?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 10:34 pm
1) Stop the caps -- they make you look like an idiot. 2) I have asked many times, but I have yet to hear a single gun "enthusiast" give a rational reason why a civilian should own a rifle that is designed solely for killing people as quickly as possible.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM a**AULT WEAPONS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS? papafox, you're smart with some issues but i just dont understand why you think law abiding citizens shouldnt be allowed to own weapons which are used in less than 1% of all gun crime...
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:51 pm
It's selective dishonesty when you specify only rifles. More people have died from guns than from all other weapons combined.
OTC - April 22, 2013, 3:45 pm
since you want to go that route, less people have died from rifles that knives and hands, so aren't you liberals going after the wrong weapon control?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
How many people have died from crockpots in the last 10 years?


CANADA - We need a 2 party system. Like the States Only better.




HAPPY MEALZ -




PARDON ME WHILE I TAKE A HUFFINGTON POST . . . - . . .and wipe my Minneapolis Star Tribune when I'm done.




OBAMACARE: NULL AND VOID - Judges are now agreeing with what we already knew- Obamacare was a pot full of shit that stunk to high heaven. Lets see if the Admin follows the court- stay tuned




TOTUS - probably has a better job plan than POTUS.




PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES - They sure don't make them like they used to.




WOMEN'S REACTION - To viewing weiner's X-rated tweets.




YOU TELL ME - what the jobs package is all about. GOP needs to HOLD.THE.LINE!




GO GREEEN MAN -




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HENRY POTTER AND GEORGE SOROS - The answer is upside down




Florida's new neighborhood watch -


TAGS: crime watch apparently doesn t mean watching out for potential crime
Rating: 5/5

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Ron2 - August 26, 2013, 5:22 am
I live in Florida. I talk to my neighbors. "WE" would have done the exact same thing Z did. Travon would be dead had he done what he did in our 'hood. And that counts three black home owners right next door who say the same thing.
StoneTools - August 25, 2013, 7:19 pm
and, if someone has skittles and a hoodie, just run away


THE COMPOSITE GIRLFRIEND - a dream of the composite POTUS




hypocrite scum -




DICTATOR -




Obama said: 'You can keep your insurance if you like it.' -




REELECTION - He's Got 99 PROBLEMS of them..... But a MITT aint ONE!!


TAGS: obama potus gop romney ryan
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 9:53 am
i re did this it was supposed to be problems I was drinking no excuse.


IS THE US ECONOMY SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU, MR. PRESIDENT?!? - Folks are losing their careers & jobs, and you think golf is the answer? Can't wait for 2012 to fire your @$$.




Obama's Foreign Policy -




too little too late -




PRESIDENT OBAMA IN MADISON - Occupying the Occupiers He thanked them for taking the day off from work... There was a loud chuckle throughout the crowd.


TAGS: obama potus madison badgers
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:23 pm
if you look closely, they all have their pens out, ready to sign welfare or unemployment checks!
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:40 pm
is it my imagination or do most of the people in the crowd have their hands out?
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 5:29 pm
who you kiddin- the unemployed came out to greet him!


"NO" VOTE ON POT LEGALIZATION IN CALIFORNIA - Point of order: it's illegal to SMOKE pot, so maybe these fellows have found a viable loophole.




the new pharaoh -




The indictment of Rick Perry -


TAGS: the kettle calling the pot
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 19, 2014, 11:08 am
Even that liberal punk azz b1tch, axelrod, says the indictment is sketchy at best
JGalt - August 18, 2014, 11:21 pm
because you should never suggest a democrat arrested for drunk driving resign from their position!
EmmaRoydes - August 18, 2014, 9:47 pm
;o)
Zeitguy - August 18, 2014, 6:16 pm
Governor, yeah you got me on that one Emma.
EmmaRoydes - August 18, 2014, 4:41 pm
*governor
foxrecon19d - August 18, 2014, 2:44 pm
Sadly, at this point it is very doubtful that a modern day American Democrat has the mental capacity to see the irony of this poster.


TOWN HALL MEETING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY RECIPIENTS - Next . . .


TAGS: one potato two potato
Rating: 4.56/5

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vbattaile - October 5, 2012, 12:20 am
Can Obummer spell potato without a Teleprompter


AMERICA -




UNLESS .... - .... you are a presdient, military leader or coach of a major NCAA sports program. See also, "Obama".




OBAMA CALLING FOR WEINER - ...to resign. Stating that "becoming ineffective..." Gee isn't that like the pot calling the kettle...er um cookware? (Didn't want to be accused of being called a racist).




Dear California -




Use your head -


TAGS: stem caells with potential
Rating: 4.2/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 10:57 am
yes... liberals... because it's a black and white matter...
ipaprime - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am
oh you mean liberals
Renza - May 1, 2013, 8:10 am
I've always been more under the impression they're typically less mentally capable than most, which would explain the inability to consider more than one viewpoint or consider additional facts/information
Rudedog - April 30, 2013, 10:39 pm
Always thought people that could think in absolute terms of black and white were either extremely enlightened (rare), didn't care or could not separate ego from uncompromising views.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 10:25 pm
Not to take sides but proabortionists like a black and white issue too. Whats the 1st question they ask antiabortionists, "what about ra**" like that justifies Whory Mcwh***salot getting an abortion rather than doming up, or pill, or foam.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 10:07 pm
Black and white worlds are easier for some people to deal with. Reality's gray areas are a lot tougher.


G.O.T.U.S. - Golfer of the United States




OBAMA'S INAUGURATION THOUGHT - Freedom is at Stake When Branches Collaborate




PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - FLU season is upon us. Practice safe fist-bumping!




EVEN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS - Make better presidents than former community organizers who vote "present" as state senators and like to hold fancy dinner parties while the economy tanks.




WAIT - DID ROMNEY JUST CALLE ME A HATE MONGER? THIS MOFO DONE LOST HIS MIND!




RYAN ROMNEY - NUFF SED




ROMNEY-RYAN CAMPAIGN - You mad BRO!!


TAGS: potus obama romney ryan
Rating: 2.14/5

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MashiMashi - November 7, 2012, 3:17 pm
I was afraid ROMNEY would get elected and start talking about the church of latterday saints, I do not want to be forced to marry my cousin.
MashiMashi - November 7, 2012, 3:14 pm
I was talking about RYAN, I'm from wisconsin. ROMNEY lost the state he governed and grew up with.
simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
no, according to his speech he isn't mad at all, concerned maybe but not mad.. I am not mad either, just hope nothing serious changes when Obama realizes he doesn't have to worry about re-running for president again.


#AMERICANBORAT -




This is the true face of social engineering -




Alert: North Korea Now Capable Of Using Photoshop To Launch Missiles From Submarines -




Oligarchy USA -




Your Imperial Majesty Has Spoken -




Contractors selling goods to the government... -




Duplicity, Thy Name Is Bernie -




The Father of Global Warming -




Trump's spot -




Intolerable Congress -


TAGS: intolerable congress tyrants oligarchy pelosi reid boehner mcconnell despots autocrats cronyism nepotism oppressors scumbags liars crooks cretins traitors
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - March 12, 2015, 2:30 pm
Obama?
PeteofSanJose - March 12, 2015, 1:49 pm
I wonder who are the four major idiots bowing to


Keep Voting For Bigger Government -




Obama Hates America -




Obama's Self Awareness Fail -




UN Climate Czar: Communism is Best to Fight Global Warming -




Barack Hussein Obama II, AKA Barry Soetoro -




If You Ever Feel Stupid... -




Jimmy Carter -




Big Government Tyranny -


TAGS: big government tyranny illegal to collect rainwater on your own property despotism authoritarianism statism totalitarianism fascism autocracy oppression
Rating: 5/5

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KaBoom - June 3, 2015, 9:24 pm
Are you sure that is true? http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/rainwater.asp That is ridiculous if true.


Crazy Leftists -




Nepotism: compromising our nation’s intelligence and security — cronyism at its finest. -




COUNTERFACTUALS -




Trump Is A Clown -




Donald Trump -




Email shows Hillary ‘One Device’ Clinton Was Happy to Have Her New, Unapproved Apple ‘hPad’ -




COUNTERFACTUALS -




COUNTERFACTUALS -




The Donald The Democrat -




Obama Loves Mass Murdering Communist Dictators -




Cruz Vs. Trump: Substance Vs. Baloney -




Jimmy Carter and ISIS -




Silly Trumpsters -




The Conundrum Of Trump Supporters -




Trump The Misogynistic Bully -




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